80+ Funny Christmas Wishes, Messages and Quotes

 

Funny Christmas Wishes

I hope your smiles will just be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!

I hope Santa fills our socks with cash money instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!

You are allowed to have an awesome Christmas as long as I have my presents waiting at my doorstep. Have a great time!

Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!

Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!

I tried to hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. Instead, I got my presents canceled for being a friend of you!

I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. Just kidding. Merry Christmas!

You know your life sucks when you have to wait the entire year for Santa to bring you some presents because apparently, no one care to give you a present.

This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser!

Merry Christmas to you. I can see you have a great decoration there. But I think your credit card bill will not be as attractive as your decorations!

One important rule of Christmas; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!

May you survive the boring speech of priest in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!

The reason why everyone makes wishes in every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!

You are too young to go to a club and have a drink and too old to expect gifts from Santa. In fact, you just don’t fit into the joys of Christmas!

I don’t know if you realize it or not, but you are getting fatter than Santa Clause. Even Santa would bully you this for being so fat! Merry Christmas!

Funny Christmas Messages

Christmas is not only for praying and praising But for drinking and messing around also, Merry Christmas!

Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send me lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!

Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic, Merry Christmas!

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, Santa asked what are you doing and she answered: Waiting for autumn.

I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added the wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss is not a kiss unless it’s with tongues. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise! Merry Christmas!

I don’t understand why people like to say “Mary Christmas.” Isn’t it Jesus’ birthday? We should say, “Jesus Christmas.”

I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!

Santa told me you’d been very good this year, I told him it was just lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!

Please allow Jesus to Come and Bless people in Church on Christmas, If he sees you there he may not. So come here and have a party with me, Merry Christmas to you!

There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts. Have a fun Christmas!

A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves; They’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!

Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.

I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well!

Christmas is the festival of love and spirit So let us drink the spirit to feel love, Merry Christmas too!

Hey you two over there, It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! We’re here to bring you holiday cheer and wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Santa left batteries under the tree with a note that said “Due to cutbacks, toys not included.

Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.

Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!

I have Kept some photos in my home So come here instead of Church you can drink and pray, And no more boring speech from the priest Merry Christmas and Happy New year!

Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them the rest of the year.

I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster. I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Funny Christmas Wishes for Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Every time I see you, I think of Santa. You have so many things in common with that big, fat, silly guy except that long-white beard. Merry Christmas dear!

You are a huge blessing in my life (just over 200 pounds!!). I’m glad that you didn’t fall upon me directly from the sky. Merry Christmas!

I wrote to Santa admitting that I have been naughty throughout this year and it’s all because of you. Now, I’m waiting for Santa’s reply. Merry Christmas!

Christmas has been postponed because I did not receive my late-night kiss. So, if you want to celebrate Christmas, you have to give me a hug as a penalty. Merry Christmas!

Your name has been missing from both the naughty and nice list of Santa. So, I told him to search your name on his handsome list. I’m sure he will find it there!

Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!

I hope when Santa comes at midnight, he brings you wrapped in a box as my Christmas gift! That would make a perfect Christmas for me this year!

May your Christmas be spent in eating candies and cakes as long as you don’t forget brushing your teeth. Wishing you a Merry Xmas!

The one and only rule for you to follow this Christmas; don’t drink too much if I’m not there to carry you home! Merry Christmas!

Funny Christmas Wishes for Husband/Wife

Merry Christmas dear! The only thing that I hate about Christmas is a bearded, fat moron invading our home at midnight and calling you A ‘Ho’.

Christmas may well be a season to celebrate for you, but for me, it means trying my ass off to save every single penny I earned this year and make it through to the next year.

Our plans for Christmas: Let’s have all the fun of our life and then we’ll both be praying until our credit bills arrive to rip us off. Happy Xmas!

The true magic of Christmas is when you make my savings disappear without me realizing what happened. You’re truly a blessing in disguise of a wife!

Let’s drink till we start admitting our sins to each other and then sober up realizing we don’t remember anything from last night. What a great Christmas that would be!

I wished to be surrounded by good people, not the ones that spoil my mood. But Santa told me that offer was not for married people.

In case I forget to bring presents for you, keep your doors open, Santa will definitely come with a box of chocolates. Merry Christmas!

What should have been a day for going to churches and attending prayers, instead became a day for the wives to make their husband’s savings disappear. This is Xmas day for you!

The season has finally come for every husband in the world to finally go broke from being rich. Merry Christmas to all the beautiful wives out there.

Funny Christmas Quotes

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa? – Matt Groening

“You better watch out, You better not cry, Better not pout, I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town.” – Haven Gillespie

“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.” – Phyllis Diller

“Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.” – Melanie White

“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – Dennis Miller

“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar

“Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.” – Robert Paul

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” – Larry Wilde

“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis

“Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.” – Richelle Goodrich

“Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” – Andy Rooney

“Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? – Arlo Guthrie

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.” – Katharine Whitehorn

“Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.” – Sean Hughes

Christmas is much more than just decorating trees, having fun with friends and stuffing ourselves with Christmas delicacies. It is about spreading the same happiness and joy that we feel within ourselves. Without Christmas wishes, the fun of Christmas is incomplete. Funny Christmas wishes are the best Christmas greeting ideas for making your loved one laugh. So, send funny Christmas wishes, text and quotes to your friend, girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife and give them a reason to laugh. Christmas is a wonderful occasion to send funny wishes and messages. Don’t waste your chance to bring a smile on your loved one’s faces by wishing them with some witty Christmas humor of yours. You can also use these messages as funny Christmas card wishes if you want. These wonderfully crafted funny Christmas wishes will definitely make your Christmas holiday card stand out.

35 Kwanzaa Wishes, Messages and Quotes

 

Kwanzaa Wishes

Sending you some Kwanzaa blessing from my family to yours. May you get blessed each of the seven days with your favorite company. May Lord bless you and brings a smile on your face.

Wish you a harvest full of smile, love and dine filled with family and friend and abundance of happiness. I wish you a joyous Kwanzaa, my dear. May Lord bless you.

In the name of Lord I wish that this Kwanzaa brings you joy, hope, good vibes and prosperity in your life. Have a feast on this Kwanzaa. Stay safe and have fun.

In this auspicious festive, hope Kwanzaa brings you light and brightness in your life and make it better in its own way. May you feel the love and warmth. Wishing you a happy Kwanzaa.

Hope you enjoy this week-long celebration with your dear and near ones. Many blissful greetings for the Kwanzaa. May Lord bless you and your family.

May you enter the New Year with all the promises the Nguzo Saba holds! Have a great time at this festival of celebration. May God bless you, my dear.

Celebrate the joyous moment of Kwanzaa with a lovely feast and groovy moves with your friends and family. May Lord bless you forever and always.

This week-long celebration may get fulfill not only your belly but also your heart. May it bring happiness and your dear ones closer to your heart. Happy Kwanzaa.

Kwanzaa Greeting Messages

I feel so lucky to have you in my life, dear. I hope you have a delightful Kwanza vacation. Enjoy your life to the fullest. May Lord bless you with lots of chocolate cake on this Kwanzaa.

In this beautiful festive, dance along the Kwanzaa beats. Thanks for being the amazing and awesome person in my life who doesn’t leave any opportunity to entertain me.

You have sacrificed your own happiness, just so that I could be happy. I’m forever grateful to you. Hoping this Kwanzaa holiday is the most memorable one for us. Happy Kwanzaa.

The greatest happiness is family happiness. I’m happy about being here with you. Giving you all my warmest regards for a very happy Kwanzaa, my dear.

I am blessed to have so many great things in my life – family, friends, and God. All will be in my thoughts daily. I wish your Kwanza celebration sparkle upon all the other festive this year.

May these Kwanzaa candles bring you new rays of hope and brightness in your life, gives you all the courage and good vibes to conquer the world in your own terms. Happy Kwanzaa.

Hoping your Kwanzaa celebration leaves you with lots of sweet memories to look back in the future. Have a grand feast with your family and have lots of fun. Happy Kwanzaa!

May sadness never touches us, may the hands of God restlessly bless us. You are closer to my heart at Kwanzaa and always. May Lord bless you always. Happy Kwanzaa.

Kwanzaa Quotes

“Kwanzaa is a special time to remember the ancestors, the bridge builders, and the leaders.” – Dorothy Winbush Riley

Umoja, Kujichagulia, Ujima, Nia, Cujamaa, Kuumba, Imani, Happy Kwanzaa.” – Unknown

Cross the river in a crowd and the crocodile won’t eat you.” – African Proverb

“Umoja (Unity): To strive for and to maintain unity in the family, community, nation, and race.”

“Kujichagulia (Self-Determination): To define and name ourselves, as well as to create and speak for ourselves.”

“Ujima (Collective Work and Responsibility): To build and maintain our community together and make our brothers’ and sisters’ problems our problems and to solve them together.”

“Ujamaa (Cooperative Economics): To build and maintain our own stores, shops, and other businesses and to profit from them together.”

“Nia (Purpose): To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness.”

“Kuumba (Creativity): To do always as much as we can, in the way we can, in order to leave our community more beautiful and beneficial than we inherited it.”

“Imani (Faith): To believe with all our hearts in our people, our parents, our teachers, our leaders, and the righteousness and victory of our struggle.”

“A family is like a forest when you are outside it is dense, when you are inside you see that each tree has its place.” – African Proverb

“There is no one who became rich because he broke a holiday, no one became fat because he broke a fast.” – Ethiopian Proverb

“If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” – African Proverb

“Return to old watering holes for more than water; friends and dreams are there to meet you.” – African proverb

“The moment we break faith with one another, the sea engulfs us and the light goes out.” – James A. Baldwin

“A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor’s.” -Richard Whately

“One who eats alone cannot discuss the taste of the food with others.” – African Proverb

“Each of us is a being in himself and a being in society, each of us needs to understand himself and understand others, take care of others and be taken care of himself.” – Haniel Long

Kwanzaa holds a very big deal on the hearts of African Americans for a long time. Send warm wishes to everyone celebrating this beautiful occasion of love and happiness. Gift them with traditional, educational and cultural gifts – as the ritual but don’t forget to add some more with your beautiful Kwanzaa wishes. On the year-end harvest festival. Pour your heart out with some amazing wishes. You can even have separate wishes based on the kikombe cha Umoja, kinara, mazao, mishumaa saba, mkeka, vibunzi and Zawadi. Greet each other with “Habari Gani,” or “What’s the news?” and have fun exchanging your love and food altogether. Hope you have a very blissful and safe Kwanzaa.

100+ Halloween Wishes, Messages and Quotes

 

Happy Halloween Wishes

Happy Halloween to you! Get spooked and have fun!

Happy Halloween! May you receive lots of treats and little tricks tonight!

May the spirits, witches, and goblins grant all your wishes! Happy Halloween, dear!

Wishing you a fun Halloween filled with magical surprises! May you get lots of treats that are good to eat!

The dead have risen up from their graves. Watch your steps carefully. Don’t stop and don’t look back. Wishing you a Halloween night full of fright and fear!

Be very afraid of the dark because you never know what dwells in it. And don’t listen to the whispers in your ear. Wishing you a Halloween full of haunted and spooky encounters!

You’re the cutest pumpkin in the patch! Have a scary good time. Happy Halloween 2020!

Collect your pumpkin and get yourself ready to explore the night! Bring candles when you come out of your house. Because the dead hates the light. Happy Halloween 2020!

Trick or treat? Why not both! Happy Halloween to you!

Happy Halloween! Get dressed up in the best costume and enjoy!

Happy Halloween! Wishing for you to have a relaxing day as you will not need to put on any costume today. Your face is scary enough!

Don’t let yourself become a dinner item for the Halloween zombies. Be the hunter tonight, don’t be the pray. Wishing you a great, happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween to someone very special. Hoping your night rocks, just like you!

I wish you collect a lot of candies tonight. Dress yourself up with creepy costumes. Have fun with your friends but watch out when you pass by the woods. Because its Halloween tonight!

Have a Happy and Fun Halloween – Don’t be afraid of the dark!

Wishing you a Halloween night full of fun and joy. Make yourself prepared for the celebration as darkness takes over. The dead are awake once again!

Be aware of who you receive candies from. You don’t even know who’s dead and who’s alive tonight! Have a thrilling Halloween night!

Today’s the day to eat candies and sweets to your heart’s content! Happy Halloween!

I hope you have fun hanging out with the gang and acting silly while dressing up in this Halloween.

Have no fear. Scare people away while screaming at their face. Have spooky fun, dear.

May your evening be filled with adventures and fights, have a “spook”tacular evening.

If you think you are safe because you didn’t leave your house, just know that when the lights are gone, it’s the same darkness that rules everywhere! Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween Messages

Wishing you a creep-tacular Halloween night full of ghost hunting and candy eating. Put on your costumes and scare the hell out of your neighbors! Happy Halloween!

Carve your pumpkin and get yourself ready for the witch hunting because tonight is going to be the scariest Halloween of your life. Happy Halloween!

You will never find a holiday better than Halloween. Wishing you a happy Halloween filled with sweet candies and eerie monsters!

Tonight, is your chance to make all your scary dreams come true. Become the monster and scare someone because tonight it’s all fun. Happy Halloween!

Tonight, I am wishing you an unforgettable Halloween adventure filled with creepy memories and deadly encounters. Happy Halloween!

The dead are waiting. Prepare your pumpkin mask and dress up like a witch for tonight we dine in hell! Happy Halloween!

What you do and wherever you go tonight just make sure the dead don’t follow you. The night is full of horror but you can earn candies if you know how to. Happy Halloween!

Don’t get yourself tricked by the devil tonight. Wishing you a Halloween full of witches, goblins, and of course, candies! Make some wonderful Halloween memories!

Halloween Wishes for Kids

Happy Halloween to you! I challenge you to collect more candies tonight than you did last year! Let’s begin our night haul!

Your favorite holiday is here! Happy Halloween! May you get the sweetest candies and the yummiest treats in your bucket tonight!

Happy Halloween! Tonight is all about fun, so let’s light up the pumpkins and put on our scariest costume! Can’t wait to go for trick-or-treating!

All the ghosts from your bedtime stories will come to scare you tonight, so let’s fight them off together! Happy Halloween to the bravest kid!

Hope you have a great time at trick or treating and enjoy all the adventures of the street, stay safe, and do watch out for yourself. Halloweens can get really spooky and thrilling!

Eat lots of candies and make sure to scare people off on this night of terror. Have a happy and scary Halloween. Hope you shake, rattle and roll this Halloween.

Do not let any spirits or witches, zombies, or monsters kidnap you tonight. Have a spooky and adventurous Halloween, my little devils!

Dress up, pick your bag and go around the neighborhood for trick or treat. Hope you have a terrific Halloween night, dear. Stay safe and have a magical night of fun.

Halloween Wishes for Him

Happy Halloween to you, baby! I’m sure you will be the most handsome vampire out there tonight! Enjoy your time to the fullest!

Happy Halloween, love! Nobody is too old for a party so what do you say about a Rick and Morty couple costume for us? Let’s have fun!

Babe, we look the best when we are together, so will you be the Joker to my Harley Quinn? Happy Halloween to you!

I am collecting all your worries, putting them in a bundle and throwing them towards the witches! Let loose and have fun! Happy Halloween 2020!

Happy Halloween, sweetheart! I won’t trick you into any mischief tonight, but only treat you with love okay? Have a great holiday!

Halloween Wishes for Her

Hope you have a magical night with lots of treats and magical adventures. I hope you know that you are the cutest pumpkin in the patch, my beloved. I love you. Have a happy Halloween.

Wishing you joy, adventure, and lots of thrill- on this night of terror. Hope all your wishes be granted by the spirits, my love.

As we can never find a better holiday than Halloween, I wish you put your best spooky attire on and slay the night. Scare people and have the fun of your life. Happy Halloween, love.

Hope the dead rise again and be astonished by your beauty, dear. Enjoy your night while flossing around and stealing the spotlight of every party. Happy Halloween, babe.

May you have lots of fun and a very eerie Halloween, love. Bring your own broom and sprinkle all your magic powder all over. I witch you, my dear. Happy Halloween.

Halloween Wishes for Friend

A day full of fun is about to begin! Happy Halloween to you! Forget all the worries for the day and have a day full of sweet treats!

Halloween is here! Eat to your heart’s content, scream in the streets to scare off the kids, and dance till you drop! Happy Halloween!

Today’s a day to let yourself go and make the best out of the craziness in the air! Happy Halloween! Let’s see who wins the ‘Best costume award’!

My friend, Happy Halloween to you! Wish you to have a relaxing holiday and an amazing night! Be scary and have fun!

Halloween is the best holiday of the year, so shake off your laziness! Happy Halloween to you! Put on your scariest costume and have a blast!

Messages for Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband or Wife

Wishing an amazingly scary Halloween to the most innocent person I know. May the evil spirits spare you tonight! Don’t be afraid! Enjoy to the fullest!

I’ll be the witch that gives you the best Halloween night ever. Are you ready to be my prey tonight? Wishing the love of my life a great Halloween night!

Not every clown you see tonight on the street is not me. So, be careful. The right clown will come to you and win you over tonight! Happy Halloween dear!

I know you are scared because of its Halloween tonight. But don’t worry, I’m going to save my princess from the goblins that roam the earth on this night. So, you can just enjoy it!

I don’t ask for any more treat because I already have you in my life. Looking forward to have an amazing Halloween experience with you!

Who needs Halloween candies if they have a sweet partner like you? I feel amazing knowing you’ll be with me tonight. Happy Halloween! We’ll have a lot of fun tonight!

I know my sweetheart is brave enough to come out of her house and join me as we meet with the dead tonight. Wishing you a Halloween so full of horror!

Let’s dress up as our favorite characters and act like a kid all night. The fun of Halloween never gets old. Happy Halloween!

Halloween Wishes for Family

Let the power of Halloween take over and do its magic. Hope you have a pleasantly frightful night and succeed in trick or treating. Happy Halloween.

On this auspicious occasion of joy and horror, I wish you have a great day. May on this day your soul and your costume charge up and do their magic. Have a safe Halloween.

May all the good spirits take over the bad sprites and make this year wonderful. Sending some ghostly greetings on this Halloween! May the feast begin.

Wishing you a Halloween full of adventure, candies, moonlight, terror, booze, and magic. Hope you enjoy the most frightful night of the year.

I hope your night brings you thrills and goes fantastic just like your gleam pumpkins. Hope you set the night on fire with your costume! Have a safe and great Halloween.

Just find the right kind of ghosts to enjoy the night with. Make the best out of this Halloween holiday! Have fun with your friends and relatives!

Not everyone you see is human. Some of them may be zombies. Only during the dark night of Halloween, they reveal their true face! Wishing you a creepy Halloween!

Wherever you go, whatever you do tonight, try not to be alone for once. Because the bad spirits hunt the loner first! Happy Halloween 2020!

Of all the candies I collect in a Halloween night, my neighbor’s candies are the sweetest. Wishing my wonderful neighbors, a very Happy Halloween!

Not every dead rises up to scare you, some rise up to bless you. May this Halloween bring a lot of blessings for each one of you! Happy Halloween!

Before you come to me to collect your candy, just know that I might be a ghost. After all, this is Halloween and you never know what’s coming for you! Stay scared but enjoy still!

Have a great fun with your friends tonight. But don’t hang out with people you don’t know. I wish you a safe and enjoyable Halloween night!

Halloween nights always remind me of the days when we were a kid. I wish you all a Halloween so full of adventures and candies.

Halloween Wishes for Grandson

Dear grandson, Happy Halloween! May you have a memorable experience dressing up with your friends and collecting treats from the neighborhood!

Happy Halloween, my loving grandson! Wish you have a spooky enough night to share frightening stories with your friends later! Enjoy yourself!

Happy Halloween, my pumpkin! Wishing you a day full of nice treats, but do not eat them at once and come back home with a stomachache!

Happy Halloween to my little Spiderman! You have the best costume among your peers, so chin up and have a sweet time!

I can hear the zombies coming for you so you better put on your vanishing costume fast! Happy Halloween, my child! Don’t get tricked too much!

I may be a bit too old to show you a trick, but I’m not too old to give you a big treat. Happy Halloween dear!

I wish you enjoy every moment of this Halloween night. Just don’t go too far out in the dark and don’t let the bats scare you. Happy Halloween!

Whatever you do tonight, just don’t be yourself. Scare your friends and have a lot of fun. I’ll be waiting for you with a big box full of candies.

Halloween Wishes for Granddaughter

Do not forget to brush your teeth after eating all the candies tonight. Rage the ultimate terror in your life, dear. Happy Halloween my baby girl. I love you.

Hope you have the brightest pumpkin of the town and scare away all the devils of this dark night. Hope you have an adventurous and silly Halloween.

May you have the time of your life this night and may your cauldron make sound from the candies tattering. Have a sweet tricky and treaty night, dear baby.

Dear granddaughter I hope you know that Halloween is the only day you can take candy from strangers. So, use this night wisely. Have fun in trick and treating.

Baby, I hope you have a magical and mysterious Halloween with your friends. Keep calm, trick, or treat and enjoy the night to its fullest. Sending you all the beautiful Halloween sayings.

Don’t be scared because monsters don’t hurt beautiful princesses like you! Have a fun-filled Halloween with a lot of chocolates!

Happy Halloween! Eat as many candies as you want, just make sure your little belly can handle the overdose. I’m sure you don’t want a candy induced belly ache once more.

You are too cute to scare people on a Halloween, even if you choose to dress up like the scariest monster ever. Happy Halloween!

Funny Halloween Wishes

With that face of yours, I don’t think you should look for a Halloween mask. You are so perfectly ugly and scary! Happy Halloween to you!

The dead will rise up and haunt every living being except for you. Because you are a living skeleton. The dead might just confuse you to be one of them. Wishing you a great Halloween!

I think you should go back to where you belong when this Halloween ends. You have been around here for quite a long time. Your ugly goblin friends must be missing you already!

I hope the graves open up on your way tonight. The dead pulls you down and eats you alive as you scream. But no one is there to save you because no one actually cares!

It’s time to put on the creepy costumes and light up the pumpkins. Don’t be anywhere else other than your house because we are coming for you! Happy Halloween for you from the dead!

Witches and Goblins aren’t as scary as you think. But the scariest part of Halloween night is eating a lot of candies and not brushing your teeth!

I hope tonight you accidentally find yourself in the graveyard. Then you run scared through the woods and finally stop before the rocks. Wishing you a crazy Halloween night!

What’s special about Halloween if you are not scared and frightened like a chicken. Hope tonight will be so full of creepy experiences for you! Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween! Have lots of fun but be careful while eating candies. Because I won’t pay for your dentist’s bill when you get cavities!

Are you dressing up as a witch for the Halloween party tonight? Because that will suit your face the best! Happy Halloween to you!

I hope your life gets a better shape than your engraved pumpkins. I’m joking! Hope your night is both delightful and frightful. Enjoy this spellbinding Halloween, dear.

I envy the fact that you don’t have to dress up like a ghost on this Halloween, you already look like one in your normal outfits. Have a spooky yet cool night. Happy Halloween.

My most favorite part of Halloween has always been eating all the candies everyone has collected. May this feast bring cute spookiness in your world. Happy trick or treating.

Halloween Greetings Card Messages

Stay alert and stay safe. Don’t let the dead hunt you down. Wishing you a happy Halloween this year. I’ll be waiting for you with many sweet candies.

I hope you have a dark, mysterious and memorable night! Hope you slay Halloween this year.

Don’t be late to get the candies because when the monsters appear, candies disappear. Happy Halloween!

Creepy monsters are lurking in the dark, calling by your name and waiting for you to come outside and collect the candies. Wishing you a Spooktacular Halloween!

Good friends share their candies and best friends scare the hell out of each other on a Halloween night. Happy Halloween! Dance like a ghost and scream like a werewolf!

Check under the bed and bolt your door because the season of the witch has come once more. Wishing you a bone-chilling Halloween night!

Put on your ghost costume and carve your pumpkin because tonight, being a witch is not a bad thing. Happy Halloween 2020!

Have a fun-filled spooky time on this Halloween. Eat a lot of candies and don’t forget to take your jack-o-lantern with you wherever you go! Happy Halloween!

Halloween Quotes

“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer

“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” – William Shakespeare

“May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future’s veil and show, What fate now holds for you?” – Jerry Smith

“Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat…” – Nicholas Gordon

“The witches fly across the sky, The owls go, Who? Who? Who? The black cats yowl And green ghosts howl, Scary Halloween to you!” – Nina Willis Walter

“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.” – Robert Bloch

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich

“When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.” – Unknown

“Hark! Hark to the wind! ‘Tis the night, they say, when all souls come back from the far away- the dead, forgotten this many a day!” – Virna Sheard

“Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, Tonight is Halloween!” – Dexter Kozen

“The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.” – Midgard Morningstar

“From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!” – Scottish Saying

“Tis the night—the night of the grave’s delight, and the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they—it is they.” – Cleveland Coxe

“When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.” – George A. Romero

“Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world.” – William Shakespeare

Halloween is a great holiday to connect with people around you and have some fun together. its also a great occasion to wish each other with some creative and funny Halloween messages. These Halloween wishes can be used in text messages, cards and can even be shared on Facebook as a status update. The night of Halloween is spooky, creepy and frightening but it is also full of excitement and amusement. You surely have so many things to be scared on a Halloween night, but wishing someone a happy Halloween is not one of them.

80+ Veterans Day Wishes, Messages and Quotes

 

Veterans Day Messages

Wishing you happy Veterans Day and praising your loyalty towards the country. May God bless you.

Happy Veterans Day to everyone on the service. Thank you for always protecting the country and the people.

We owe you so much. Hats off to you for being so brave and loyal. Happy Veterans Day, dear.

Salute to all the people Who gave their lives for saving the grace of the country! Salute to them, Happy veterans’ day!

You taught us the meaning of true patriotism. You will always be in our hearts, guiding us to make our country great again. Happy Veterans’ day.

Happy Veterans Day. You guys deserve every ounce of respect for securing our future.

My appreciation for you is deep, and my admiration for you is even deeper. Thank you so much for your service. Happy Veterans Day!

To everyone who has served this country, who are serving now and who are going to serve in the future- Happy Veterans Day.

The sacrifice you guys have made will never go in vain. All your great deeds will pass from one generation to the next generation as long as the human race exists.

Remembering with gratitude, the brave men, and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for our nation.

It’s only when we matured, we realized that you are the true heroes and legends behind all those stories we grew up listening to. You are and always will be our greatest inspirations.

We are not only thankful to you but also motivated by you. You have shown us how to be brave and honest. You will always be in our hearts.

Without your bravery and compromises, we would never be here to thank you today. Your footprints will always be followed when its time for us to protect the nation!

Liberty comes at a price, and the men and women who serve our country are willing to pay that price for our freedom and peace. Today, we thank you, we salute you, we honor you Veterans!

They fought fearlessly for the national pride. They served till the last breath. We salute and respect the spirit that binds our nation together.

While rejoicing and basking in the glory of your country, don’t forget to say a silent thank you to all those brave warriors who made it possible. Have a great Veteran’s day.

They fought for the country They gave their life, Take a moment to remember them For all their strive Salute to them, Happy Veterans Day!

May God forever bless our servicemen and women. I have nothing but honor and gratitude to show to you today and always. You are worth all that you can get!

Salute to everyone who has made an immense sacrifice for the country. Your patriotism is an example for all of us. Thank you very much. Happy Veterans Day.

You will always be remembered for your sacrifice and love towards the country. All hail to the brave souls of this century.

On this Veterans Day, we honor the men and women- who served the country. We are extremely proud of you.

Let us thank all our brave men and women of both past and present! May God bless them always.

Happy Veterans Day. Without your sacrifice, we would never be able to sleep so peacefully in our homes. Thank you for everything.

Salute to everyone who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country and made us feel protected. This Veterans Day, nothing but huge respect for you all.

Veterans Day Thank You Messages

Thank you for serving the country with courage and dedication. Happy Veterans Day to you.

Thank you so much for paving the way for us and making the history greater than ever. Thank you for your service. Happy Veterans Day.

Thank you for helping to preserve the freedom and making it real for us. We are forever grateful to you for all your sacrifices. Happy veteran’s day, soldier. Sending all our salutes.

Thank you for helping the world be a better place with your dedication, courage, and brilliance. No words could ever convey my regards. Wishing you a happy veteran’s day.

It is an absolute honor to wish you on Veteran’s Day. Thank you so much for all your courage, efforts, and sacrifices. Today and every day, we feel proud of you.

Even though we can never thank you enough for everything you did for this country, but I want to say we really owe everything to you guys. Happy veteran’s day.

Sending you my best regards on this veteran’s day. Our beautiful history is shaped by the heroic deeds of you. Thank you for being such warriors.

Thank you so much for serving the country. You and everyone who fought deserve all the respect and admiration. My heart is filled with love and respect for you.

Thank you, all the brave men and women who fought valiantly to protect our great country. Your braveries are not myths but true legends for generations to come.

We can never give you back what you have lost protecting us. But we can always thank you from our heart for the sacrifices you have made for us!

Salute all those men and women for whose sacrifices have made this country safe and great. This wonderful day is for remembering your bravery and thanking you for everything!

It’s just a day to honor you for the bravery officially. But being thankful to you for your valiant deeds is our every day. Happy Veterans’ day!

One life is not enough to thank you for what you have done for this country. You are the greatest people this country has ever produced. Thank You for protecting us!

A heartfelt Veterans Day salute of thanks to those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country while protecting the freedoms of our great nation.

Honoring your bravery is the lease we can do! Thank you for looking out for us; I wish you a great Veterans Day. May God bless you.

This Veterans Day, conveying the best wishes to the servicemen and women. Thank you for being the real superheroes in our life. May God bless you and protect you.

Veterans Day Greetings

Thank you so much for putting yourselves in harm’s way to safeguard our freedoms. Happy Veterans Day.

On this Veteran’s Day, let us remember in our hearts all those who served and all those who have left us while serving.

You do not need to wear capes to be our superheroes; you are more than the superheroes we see in movies. Happy Veteran’s Day.

We owe you everything for protecting our country. We are really proud of you. Happy Veteran’s Day.

The boys are on the streets. But the real men are on the battlefield risking their lives to save our country. Let us together wish and thank them for their sacrifices. Wish you a Happy Veteran’s day.You have made us so proud. The whole nation is in awe of you. The entire country salutes you. I am so very fortunate to know a person like you. Happy Veteran’s Day. Just want you to know, I’m always praying for you.

May the flag wave boldly with its vibrant and glorious hues Honoring Veterans like you today with the beautiful red, white, and blue!

More than just a citizen, you’re a defender and valuable member of the very glue that holds our country together. We appreciate your sacrifice for our freedom.

Your service meant more to me than you may ever know. Through your work in the Army, you have protected my family’s serenity, freedom, and faith in our armed forces.

They are not just soldiers, they are our heroes. We owe so much to them. Let us never forget to pray for them and their families. Let us never forget the sacrifices they have made for us. Have a very Happy and Proud Veteran’s day.

On this Veteran’s day, I would like to convey my heartiest thanks to those who have answered the country’s call. We are forever grateful to heroes like you. I’m extremely proud of you.

Happy Veterans Day Wishes

Happy Veterans Day to every servicemen and woman. Honoring our courageous veterans is the least we can do! May God bless you.

Thank you to everyone who fought for the country and gave their lives. They are true inspirations. Happy Veterans Day to everyone on the service.

Everyone who dedicated their lives to serve the country is our heroes. May God always bless every serving men and woman. Happy Veterans Day.

Thank you for serving to protect us. All the sacrifices you make so that we can live happily – is something we are grateful for forever. Have a great Veterans Day.

Let’s take a moment out to thank everyone who served our country and compromised a lot so that we can live in a better place. Happy Veterans Day.

Let us never forget all the sacrifices our service people have to make so that we can live a better life. Appreciation and love to every service person on this Veterans Day.

Today is the day to salute all those who have given up their lives for the sake of the country. Let us, in unison, promise to be responsible citizens for the betterment of our country. Have a Happy Veteran’s Day.

Let us remember all the sacrifices made by our military so that we could have a safer life. No amount of appreciation will be sufficient enough to honor them. Let us pray for them and their families. Have a Happy Veteran’s Day.

Thank you for always risking your life so that the others live a great life. Thank you for protecting the world and making it a better place. Happy Veterans Day.

Veterans Day Quotes of Appreciation

Your service during World War II still means so much to our nation, and it has shaped the land that we call America. Thank you for your service.

America is the free home because of the brave soldiers. Today is the day to remember and honor their sacrifices and efforts to bring us freedom. Thank you, soldier!

For an American citizen, today is the day to remember all the soldiers’ sacrifices proudly. Let us bow our heads to honor them and thank them for everything.

Let us come together and thank all those soldiers who made America victorious. Let us honor them for bringing peace and glory to our country.

Today is the day to remember and express gratitude towards all the real heroes who died for the country and countrymen. Thank You!

During a war, many soldiers may fall, but no soldier fails. Going out there and fighting is an achievement by itself. All our soldiers are winners. Let us salute them. Wish you a Happy Veteran’s day.

Soldiers are real superheroes we have in our lives. It’s beneath them all the superheroes like batman, superman, flash, and everyone’s life. Hats off to every soldier on this earth.

Veterans Day Quotes

“Thank you for everything you do! YOU have kept my family safe and are giving me a life of safety. Thank you for serving our country!” – Madeline Gaffney

“A deeply heartfelt THANK YOU for your service to our country; for the sacrifices you made to keep us a free nation, and for all you gave up to serve in my place. May God’s richest blessings be yours.” – Melanie Daily

“Thanks to every single veteran who served in the army to protect our world! Thanks to you guys, our world is now a better place!!!! Again and again, thank you, thank you, and thank you!!!” – Kimona Mitchell

“My heroes are those who risk their lives every day to protect our world and make it a better place—police, firefighters, and members of our armed forces.” – Sidney Sheldon

“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.” – John F. Kennedy

“The willingness of America’s veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude.” – Jeff Miller

“Better than honor and glory, and History’s iron pen, Was the thought of duty done and the love of his fellow-men.” – Richard Watson Gilder

“Soldiers are men… most apt for all manner of services and best able to support and endure the infinite toils and continual hazards of war.” – Henry Knyvett

“Thank you so much for your countless sacrifices. I appreciate all you’ve done to keep all of us safe and free.” – Amy Minchin

“Thank you so much for serving this country and keeping us safe. Thank you for the sacrifice you’ve made and your dedication. I pray for many blessings and any healing for you and your loved ones.” – Sharita Pickett

“In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.” – George Canning

“He loves his country best who strives to make it best.” – Robert G. Ingersoll

“Thank you so much for your service to our country. I am very thankful to live in a free country, especially after traveling abroad and realizing just how amazing it is to be an American. I am grateful to you for your sacrifice and cover you in my prayers. God Bless you and your family!” – Rachel Metcalf

“A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.” – John F. Kennedy

“Thanks for all you do for our country and have done. God bless all of you and your families.” – Christie Fuller

“Thank you to all veterans, past and present. Thank you to the families of our active-duty military, who live the sacrifice of your deployments. We depend on you and never could possibly thank you enough.” – Joan

We can never be grateful enough to express how much we owe it to the ones who protect us. Veterans Day is a beautiful way of honoring everyone who has ever served us in the uniform. Celebrating this day is nothing but absolutely honoring the people who have sacrificed so much throughout their life to serve the country and people. It’s heartwarming to send veterans day thank you messages. Remember how they always risk their lives and put everything at stake so that we can live a secure life in the country. They are real-life superheroes. Let’s take a moment out and appreciate them this Veterans Day.

60+ Boss Day Wishes, Messages and Quotes

 

Happy Boss Day Wishes

Happy Boss Day! Your leadership is always so inspiring!

Happy Boss Day! Thank you for being the best team leader ever!

Happy Boss Day! Much respect for always leading us well in the office!

Happy boss day to the most lovable leader who puts his absolute best in everything does. We are really happy to have you as a mentor!

Managing people is an art which only the greatest leaders can accomplish. You inspire us with everything you do. Happy boss day!

Your words motivate us just as much as your actions. You are the perfect example of a great boss who knows how to inspire his employees. Happy boss day!

You have answers to all our problems. You are one of a kind and a source of inspiration for us. Wishing you all the success on this day!

You deserve all the praise for your dedication and honesty. You are a role model for all the new faces in the business. Happy boss day!

Wishing you a Happy Boss Day! We appreciate your work ethics!

You were born to be a leader indeed! Happy Boss Day to you!

Your enthusiasm and compassion are very contagious! Happy Boss Day!

Happy Boss Day to you! We are lucky to have a considerate manager like you!

Happy Boss Day! You make our jobs feel interesting and the workload seem easier!

Even when you are no longer our boss, the stories of your integrity and dedication to the company will always remain in our hearts. Wishing you a happy boss day!

Because of you, the workplace seems like a playground. Thanks for making it so easy for us. Wishing you all the love and happiness on this day!

I am always grateful for your support and inspiration through some of the most critical times in my career. Happy boss day to you. You deserve a big thank you!

You always remained calm whenever we made mistakes and helped us get through the hard times by giving us support and motivation. You are the best! Happy boss day!

Just a day in a year is not enough to thank you for everything that you do for the company. We all are grateful to you for your love and support. Happy boss day!

There is no way one can overlook your contribution to the success of this company. You are too awesome to be celebrated one day in a year!

Dear Boss, the gift shop had run out of all the “World’s Best Boss” mugs, but we can confirm that you are indeed the actual best boss! Happy Boss Day!

Dear Sir, Happy Boss Day to you! Do you know what will make you an amazing manager? Throwing a party tonight and granting us all a paid leave tomorrow!

Thanks for making us realize that business is all about meeting people’s needs rather than making profits. You are a great human being. Happy boss day!

Boss Day Thank You Messages

To a Boss who is always considerate and helpful towards everyone in the office, Happy Boss Day! Thank you for being a reliable mentor and a friendly supervisor to us!

Dear Boss, Happy Boss Day to you! We are utterly grateful for having a stress free and friendly environment in the workplace and all credit goes to you!

Happy Boss Day to you, dear Sir! You know how to nudge us in the right direction and bring out the best in us! Thank you for your constant cooperation!

Working under you has been a journey of making countless mistakes but learning a great deal from them too! So Happy Boss Day to a phenomenal mentor!

Boss, our workplace is full of good energy because of you, so thank you for always tending to our needs and helping us through! Happy Boss Day!

Boss Day Wishes for Male Boss

We could never be this much succeeded if it weren’t for you. This company owes you so much. Happy boss day to the most amazing leader!

The entire crew of [name of the company] would like to give you a big thank you for guiding us towards the right way, the way which led us to the ultimate success and recognition. Happy boss day!

Thanks for working so hard every day and always giving your best to solidify the status of our company in the market. Happy boss day!

Your presence in the office always creates a positive and friendly environment. We could never ask for anything better than this. Happy boss day!

Its been a wonderful experience to work under your supervision. You are not just a supportive boss but also a skilled manager. Happy boss day to you!

The greatest satisfaction out of this job for me is not a high salary, but having someone like you as my boss. All the best wishes to you on this day!

You made us believe that every opinion matters and that everybody should enjoy the same right at the workplace. You are a role model. Happy boss day!

Nobody motivates us like you do. Every word you say gives us hope and fills our hearts with courage and confidence. Happy boss day to you!

Boss Day Wishes for Female Boss

I have never worked with a boss who is kinder than you. You have an exceptionally friendly demeanor that makes us feel comfortable and relaxed. Happy boss day!

Looking back at my career, I wonder, had I the opportunity to work under your supervision right from the beginning, my progress could have been faster and smoother.

Thanks for keeping me busy with works which tests my ability and gives me the opportunity to outshine others. I really appreciate you for everything you do for me!

Working with you is a life-time experience. A leader like you is hard to come by. I am thankful for your support and encouragement! Happy boss day!

You have your own way to feel everyone valued and important. Its been a blessing to be able to work under your supervision. Happy boss day to you!

As a leader, you are visionary. As a boss, you are supportive. And as a human being, you are beyond amazing. Happy boss day!

You bring the kind of passion at the workplace that spreads out and influences each one of us to be more productive and efficient, just like you. Happy boss day!

You know every trick to bring out the best in people. And, your presence is like a flower, everyone gets enchanted by the look and smell. Happy boss day!

Boss Day Appreciation & Admiring Leadership Messages

Dear Sir, you are the most cool-headed, calculative yet caring and considerate leader I have ever encountered! Your persona is admirable! Happy Boss Day!

Happy Boss Day! Your positive attitude always affects the workplace and influences us to put our best efforts into every task! We appreciate you so much!

Managing an office full of stressed and anxious workers is no small task, but the inborn leadership in you always nails the job! Happy Boss Day to the best boss!

Wishing you a Happy Boss Day, Sir! Your leadership and management instincts are always praiseworthy! You deserve a salute for doing an incredible job!

Dear Boss, you are full of compassion and confidence in everything you do! We love to have you here as our supervisor! Happy Boss Day to you!

Boss Day Quotes

“The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.” – Lee Iacocca

“The greatest gift of leadership is a boss who wants you to be successful.” – Jon Taffer

“If you ever catch a great boss, it’s just such a rare thing, and it’s amazing.” – James L. Brooks

“One measure of leadership is the caliber of people who choose to follow you.” – Dennis Peer

“I think the biggest part of being a girl boss in the office, at home, or anywhere you go is just knowing your value.” – Meghan Markle

“Working for you is an honor, working without you is an absolute horror. Working under you is a pleasure, an experience that I will truly treasure. Thank You Boss!” – Unknown

“A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.” – John C. Maxwell

“Leaders are visionaries with a poorly developed sense of fear and no concept of the odds against them. They make the impossible happen.” – Robert Jarvik

“A leader is best when people barely know he exists when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.” – Lao Tzu

“The Boss doesn’t need friends, but the ones I do have, I keep very close.” – Sasha Banks

“A good boss makes his men realize they have more ability than they think they have so that they consistently do better work than they thought they could.” – Charles Erwin Wilson

“For all those times you have inspired me. I look up to you. Have a great Boss’s Day!” – Unknown

“A good boss is a person who can tolerate my complaints and still manage to say hello to me every day. If it wasn’t for bad bosses, I wouldn’t know what a good one was like.” – Byron Pulsifer

“Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others.” – Jack Welch

“Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.” – Doug Larson

Being a Boss is not always easy. One needs to give his absolute best at work to earn himself a position where others would call him a Boss. Your boss deserves your admiration for all the help and guidance that he gives to you. It’s just a day in the year, but it can be your biggest chance to boost up the relationship between you and your boss. You can always impress your boss if you just be careful with the words you use in your Boss’s Day wish cards. Just make sure they reflect the respect and admiration you have for him. To help you show your gratitude towards your boss for his support and inspiration, our Boss Day wishes and quotes will help you do exactly that.

 

2nd Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes

 

2nd Anniversary Wishes

Happy 2nd anniversary. Hope you two have had wonderful years together and this 2 years journey made your heartstrings stronger than ever.

Sending a warm greeting to the most beautiful couples. There’s beautiful chemistry between you two and wish that remain the same for more years. Happy 2 anniversary!

May each day of your lives is exciting and enjoyable with happiness, love, friendship and laughter. Happy 2nd anniversary!

Sending greetings from the deepest corner on your 2nd anniversary! Hope that you experience all the joys and happiness and may you get older together.

The best thing that makes the best couple is not the first kiss, but the enchantment they create with their love that you both shares. Happy 2nd anniversary!

Wishing you a wonderful 2nd anniversary! May your love for each other keep blooming every passing day!

May the journey of your life be continued together and enjoy the blessing of endless love. Happy 2 anniversary!

Wishing you a successful married life and hope that you celebrate today’s milestone with happy remembrance from the past and shining hopes for the future. Happy 2nd Anniversary!

2nd Anniversary Wishes For Husband

With you, these 2 years were full of love, excitement, romanticism, and all that a woman wants for. I’d be pleased to celebrate more anniversaries with you. Happy 2nd anniversary!

Happy 2nd anniversary my Handsome! It’s my good luck to have a generous life partner like you. Your love is the power of my life and keeps me alive.

Nothing is more joyous than the feeling that you’re by my side forever. Your presence gives me comfort and I’d like to share my whole life with you, my love.

Getting married to you is a pure blessing in my life. Thanks for being romantic, caring, and generous to our relationship. Happy 2nd anniversary my frog prince!

I wonder how we passed 2 years since our ways crossed and looking forward to spending my entire life with you my dear. Happy 2nd anniversary!

2nd Anniversary Wishes For Wife

Since our paths crossed, you’ve changed my whole life with your generosity and loving nature. Days are brighter with your presence. Happy 2nd anniversary and yet more to go.

My dearest darling wife, your lovely smile melts my heart still today just like the first day of our date. Happy 2nd anniversary!

It’s not easy to handle me from the morning till the night, but you’ve been doing it amazingly every single day. Love you my sweet wife, happy 2nd anniversary!

We may face down times in our life, but nothing’s going to change my love for you. Our love grows deeper and stronger with every passing year. Happy anniversary!

A wife makes a beautiful family and I’m lucky that you’re my life partner. Not only 2, but I also want you for the whole lifetime. Happy anniversary my adorable wife!

2nd Anniversary Wishes For Friend

Sending heartiest wishes to the cute couple. May the fragrance of your love be there in your hearts forever! Happy 2nd anniversary my friend.

Happy 2nd anniversary my dear friend. May you both always stand for each other whatever the situation comes with love!

Wishing you lifetime togetherness full of love, trust and happiness on today’s celebration. Happy 2nd anniversary my bestie!

Sending you warmth greeting as today is the 2nd anniversary of your love and compassion. May you celebrate more years together with love, prosperity and happiness!

Happy 2nd anniversary to my dear friend. May your love get stronger and deeper, and the celebration continues!

2nd Anniversary Wishes For Boyfriend

My love, I feel the love the same as the first time I saw you. The feeling is unchanged and I want to have you in my life for eternity.

Thank you for being always there for me in these years and I’m grateful for your love and support. Always be in my life being my strength.

On this day I found trust in your arms and love in your kiss when the whole world turned dark. Love you more than I can say!

Two years ago, when I first saw you, I saw love and the first touch taught me to thrill. This is still the same and always will be. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary sweetheart. Love you more than anything and crazy to be with you every moment. Remembering our first date and it gives me more zest to love you!

2nd Anniversary wishes for Girlfriend

It’s our 2nd anniversary baby! As long as I’ve your love, I’m the happiest person in the world. Can’t think life without you. Always be mine.

Today is the special day when you step into my life and also for celebrating all the blessings that our love has brought for us. Happy 2nd anniversary my love!

To me, your love is the grace of God and I am looking ahead to spend my whole life with you. Happy 2nd anniversary Honey.

As I remembering the sweet memories of our relationship in these 2 years, nothing seems to be as wonderful as the bonding of love we share. Happy Anniversary Sweetheart!

I’m so glad to pass another year of our lovely relation through loving, caring, fighting and enjoying. May you be with me forever and make me tomorrow beautiful.

It is quite difficult to find out an accurate balance of thoughtfulness and romanticism in your wishes and messages. As we understand what importance 2nd anniversary holds in your life, we have tried here to bring unique and beautiful 2nd anniversary wishes and messages for husband, wife, friend, girlfriend and boyfriend. Select your choice of wishes and messages from the above and make your loved one feel special and show them your heart out.

200+ Engagement Wishes, Messages and Quotes

 

Engagement Wishes

Begin the journey of being bonded together forever, with broad smile on your face and by holding each others hands tightly! My best wishes are with you!

Congratulation on your engagement. You two are a lovely couple. You will be the perfect soulmate of each other. Best wishes and blessings.

May this spiritual communion of two hearts bring endless miracle in your life. May you never be apart from each other. Congratulations!

I wish an everlasting bond between you two on this very special occasion. May you be happy in every day of your life. Happy engagement!

May your life be blessed with countless gifts of love and fondness for each other. I wish for both of you a life full of happiness and success!

Make promises of being together both during odds and happiness, as today is a special day for your two souls getting bonded together. Congratulations to you both!

Grab onto the bond of love that will form today tightly forever, so that love can conquer all odds of your marriage life. Blessings is all I have to give you on this special day.

Cherish all the happiness around as today is the most special day for you both. Today is the day, you two will be one! Congratulations!

You guys are really made for each other. I’m very happy that you guys got engaged and going to marry soon. I wish you both a wonderful life ahead.

On this day of your engagement, accept each other’s flaws along with accepting each other’s perfections. Wishing you best of luck.

Happy engagement to the loveliest couple in the world! May you stay in love with each other!

I wish you both for your love and togetherness and wish you peaceful and wonderful times ahead in life. May God bless both of you with warmth and care.

What a joyful announcement! You make a wonderful couple. May the two of you be blessed as you begin the journey that will lead to a lifetime together.

Wishing you all the joy that your heart can hold and may this be the new beginning of a long life together. Tons of good wishes on your engagement!

I’m so happy you have found love in each other. All the very best wishes for engagement with the wedding plans and have a lovely life together.

My warm wishes to both of you on this special day. Happy wishes on your engagement and a beautiful life ahead!

I wish for you that this gleeful occasion adds a new meaning to both of your life. May you be swept away by unbounded happiness and romance!

Happy engagement to both of you. May this wonderful day be the beginning of your never-ending journey full of love, dedication and romance!

Engagement Messages

You both look so complete with each other. It seems like your match was made in heaven. Happy engagement to both of you!

It’s just the beginning of your ‘happy ever after’ love story. Many more blissful memories are yet to be made. Congratulations!

What a perfect time to look into each other’s eye and decide to grow old together for rest of the life. You both are among the blessed souls. Congratulations!

Its been a real pleasure to be an acquaintance of two beautiful souls who are deeply in love with each other. Happy engagement!

You truly deserve each other, both at your best and at your worst, through the years and throughout the years. All the best wishes for you on this day!

You both are so lucky that you have found each other out of millions of people in this world. What a perfect couple you are! Congratulations!

You both are made like the two different poles of a magnet. Naturally, you can only come closer to each other, not the opposite! Happy engagement!

Congratulations for making the commitment to stay by each other for the rest of your life! May the coming years be filled with unimaginable happiness!

Simply by looking at you two, one can easily see that you both share a kind of love that is never meant to fail or fade. It’s a great decision to be engaged with each other! Congratulations!

May the new life give you countless opportunities to make memories like this one. May you come closer to each other through the years. Happy Engagement!

Engagement Congratulations Wishes

Congratulations on your engagement! You make a wonderful couple. Wishing that this be just the start of a long and wonderful journey.

Congratulations on your wedding engagement. May your joining together bring you more joy than you can imagine. Good luck!

Congratulations to a beautiful couple. What wonderful news! God bless you both on your engagement.

Wishing the both of you a world of happiness and joy on this wonderful day. Congratulations on your engagement, we are so delighted for you!

Congratulations to the perfect couple! Your love has reached new heights. May your future be a bright and happy one.

I congratulate you both for your love and togetherness and wish you peaceful and wonderful times ahead in life. Congratulations on your engagement.

Congratulations to the future bride and groom! May your love grow for each other every day!

I wish you all the success, happiness and everlasting love of your dreams. Congratulations on engagement!

Many congratulations on tying the knot! May today be the just the beginning of a happy life together. Wish you both a prosperous future ahead.

Engagement Wishes for Fiance

Every day I spend with you feels magical. I don’t want to miss this magic for a single moment in my life. Just waiting so dearly to make you mine forever!

A thousand year filled with happiness is nothing compared to a day I spend with you. Your love is the biggest miracle in my life. Happy engagement!

This day is special for both of us, we will cherish all the moments of this day forever during our marriage.

Finally the day has arrived when I will get engaged to you. We are not only getting engaged, we will be binding our soul together for our love to reach highest height in the heaven.

We both shall attach invincible connection between our hearts on this day, when we make each other wear the rings.

Our love will finally reach it’s destination today! Cannot wait any longer to become your soul mate.

Engagement Wishes for Sister

May Almighty bestow his blessings upon the token of love that your husband will give you today. Begin your journey of love with full joy!

Cherish the precious ring also be responsible of preserving it, as it symbolizes the bond of love between you two.

You are looking like a princess today. I’m sure your partner is so happy to have you as his life partner. Congratulations my dear sister!

With blessings from all of us, may the journey of your love life be full of support and trust for each other. Have a blissful engagement day!

I feel sad thinking that you will leave soon, but also I am the happiest by thinking that you are being engaged to someone who loves you more than anything.

I have no worries about you getting engaged, as I know that your soul mate will always stick to you like your shadow, protecting you from all the odds of life. Congratulations!

This is the most blissful moment in my life because my dear sister, you look the happiest at this moment. All the good wishes for you and your new life!

Engagement Wishes for Brother

You will be taking up responsibility of the woman of your life by getting engaged today. Take the responsibility sincerely. My best wishes are with you.

As you get engaged today, make a promise of demolishing any reason that brings tears in the eyes of your wife. Congratulations to you both!

May your marriage life be filled with bliss and trust, the instant you both exchange rings. Have a great marriage life ahead!

May you get all the blessings of all the angels of the heaven, so that you can begin the journey of companionship with bliss.

Enjoy today’s special day whole heartedly and preserve all the moments in your memory, specially the memory of exchanging the rings.

It will be such a great feeling to see you both walking down the aisle together, holding each other’s hand like a prince and his princess. Congratulations bro!

I’m so happy that you have finally found your soul mate in life. Treasure her and her love in your heart and never let anything take you apart from each other. Happy engagement!

Funny Engagement Wishes

I hope you have a calm and stress-free life in all the coming days leading up to your wedding day! I was so excited during mine that I couldn’t sleep for three days after my engagement!

I always thought that you had a bad choice. Thank God, at last, you proved me wrong. But what happened to your fiancé, man? How could she choose you?

I am very happy to know that you guys are engaged now. I will get a chance to buy a new dress and eat tasty foods. Congratulation. Get married soon.

So you are engaged now. I will have a new place to go and hang out. I am so excited about this. Congratulation dear.

I am happy for your engagement news. I hope now you will learn cooking and cleaning. I will be your first guest to taste your food. Wish you a happy married life.

Getting engaged is like putting a down payment on a mortgage which you will be a lifetime liability. Be more careful!

There are two ways to get jailed for life. One is to commit a bad crime and the second is to get hitched. Congratulations for choosing the latter.

Congratulations for finally getting the right to officially love and annoy your partner for the rest of your life.

Technically and traditionally, engagement is known as the promise to marry. But practically it is known as the promise and first step to lifelong slavery. Carry on!

There are two types of couples. The first type is the couple who fights and argues after getting engaged. The second type… is yet to be discovered.

Engaged is a synonym for busy. Now you can officially ward off your friends and family from disturbing you because you are ‘engaged.’ Best of luck!

People celebrate when they get out of prison. But you are celebrating the fact that you are turning yourself in, for life. Congratulations nevertheless.

Engagement Wishes for Husband

Many happy returns to our engagement day. The memories of that day are still so fresh in my mind; just like my love for you, always so fresh and new.

You always make feel like I’m living inside a paradise of love and happiness. Thank you for loving me so much. Happy engagement day!

Seeing the dream of our togetherness come true is overwhelming my heart by thinking about the beautiful journey of love that will begin today.

Today our soul is getting bonded forever, I promise to support you during hard times and to be your strength forever.

As we are about to ride the boat for accomplishing the journey of love, we will face a lot ups and downs but we will face it all together.

Along with sharing days of our life together, I promise to share with you my confidence, strength, happiness and everything that belongs to me is yours.

From today onward, along with sharing the bond of love we will take care of each other’s loved ones and take up responsibilities to look after them, equally.

Engagement Wishes From Parents

All the best wishes for you and your new life that is just about to begin. Your happiness matters the most to us in the end. Congratulations!

May God continue to shower you with his blessings in the coming years. You have always been a treasure for us. We have every reason to believe that your new life will be filled with happiness!

We always adored the way your partner makes you look so complete and content. No one could be a better match for you than this person. Happy engagement!

May your new life be filled with the flavors of youth and the fragrance of new love. Congratulations my dear. You made us really happy!

You deserve all the beautiful things that life has to offer. May you both find your dreams together and fulfill your desires together!

My dear son/daughter, heartiest congratulation on being engaged with your loved one and stepping into the most important phase of life. Love and blessings to you.

Congratulation my child. We are happy to see you settling down. You guys are made for each other. Our blessings are with you. We are excited to see you two become a family!

May God shower our child with his divine love and blessings. May good fortune follows your every step wherever you go. Wishing you the best of things as you going to build a new life together.

My dear daughter/son. Oh, you have grown up now. I can’t express my feelings and joys on your engagement. My prayer is always with you my girl/boy.

We wish you heartiest congratulation for your engagement. We are proud to know that you have found your soul mate. Wish you a happy married life.

It is a very emotional feeling to see our kids getting married. We are very much happy. We are sending best wishes and prayers for you both. All the best.

Engagement Text Wishes

May your engagement day be blessed by the blessings of the Almighty and by the prayer of your loved ones.

It is so beautiful and inspiring to see such an amazing couple getting engaged. I am so happy for you both!

I wish for the smiles of you two last forever brightening your lives. Congratulations for your togetherness!

I pray that the sheen of your rings, shine through the lives of you both brightening up your marriage life. Sending my heartfelt wishes for you both!

You both have successfully reached to the day of your souls getting bonded. My best wishes and blessings will always be with you.

Seeing you both getting engaged, is making me the happiest. Always cherish your togetherness through out

Happy Engagement Quotes

For a lovely couple who shares a love as colorful as a rainbow and as deep as the ocean. Happy engagement! I am thrilled for you both!

As you both step into a new journey, may you get the best of what life can offer. Keep loving each other. Happy engagement!

Happy thoughts to you both in this time of your engagement. May love be with you always.

The love you share is pure and beautiful. This is my warm wish to the world’s most wonderful couple. May your love for each other eternally grow.

A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, but you fix the light bulb.

May the years to come be filled with blessings, love, and happiness for you both.

I can’t think of anyone else who loves and looks at each other the way you two do. Happy engagement day, I am so proud of you!

Some knots are meant to be tied forever. Have a sweet and smooth journey towards eternity holding each other’s hand.

I heard the happy news of your engagement! So happy to know you have found love. Have a happy life ahead!

To a cute and wonderful couple: may you have a happy and blessed life ahead of you. I am so thrilled to hear your news. Be happy!

Engagement Card Messages

We’re really excited that you’ve taken the next step! May your future together be a bright and happy one. All the best!

After so much waiting and anticipating two hearts unite for a single beating. May you find love, joy, peace and contentment.

The news of your engagement is certainly a wonderful one. I am glad for you. You’re two wonderful people who make a great couple. Keep loving each other.

It all started in a sweet spark. Then it grew into love. May you cherish every moment as one couple. Wishing you all the best to share with one another.

We’re really excited to be celebrating your engagement! May your love for one another only grow stronger. Lots of love.

May all your dreams come true. Tons of happiness too. To cherish each other as lovers do these I simply wish for both of you.

May your engagement signify the start of something really great. Wishing you a wonderful and happy life together. Lots of love.

I’m glad you’re trying each other’s knots for good. You’ll be exchanging sacred vows soon. May God bless you in abundance and blessing to walk in faith, unity and love everlasting.

You’re two wonderful people who make a great couple! Wishing you all the best with the lead-up to the wedding and for the future. Lots of love.

Cheers to an eternal commitment. A strong bond as husband and wife. To love and to cherish each other forever singing sweet hymns of love together. I’m happy to see you finally engaged.

It’s always a challenging task to find suitable engagements wishes and messages for your dearest ones. Our lists of engagement wishes are for those of you who were looking for some unique engagement wishes and messages for your friends, your relative, your son or your daughter. Use these simple but elegant engagement wishes as a mean to congratulate them via text message. You can even use them in your engagement congratulations card to make it even more attractive and sentimental. Everything you say to congratulate them on their engagement means a lot to them. So, let’s put some smile on their faces by wishing them with these extraordinarily heart melting engagement wishes!

Funny Retirement Wishes, Messages and Quotes

 

Funny Retirement Wishes

Happy retirement to you. I wish to advice you not to try and cram too many activities into a short span of time. You have no deadlines to beat, no bosses to impress and no customers to satisfy so take your time and just relax.

Now you get a new boss who knows about your true work ethic, organizational skills, and excuses. Spouses make the toughest bosses. Good luck!

It doesn’t matter whether you behave like a grumpy retiree or not, because people are going to assume that anyways. Good luck dealing with that.

Congratulations for your retirement. Now you will be forced to work on a never-ending project that will take up all your time and it’s called – Doing Nothing.

What I wish for you as you retire is good health. May you be heart attack free as you grow fat just lazing around. Have a good retirement.

Health, family, friends and relationships are some of the things that you sacrificed in your life so that you could work harder and earn more money. Now you will realize that you need these things to enjoy retirement. Such is the irony of life.

Happy retirement. You should have retired when you were still young because then you had the strength to do much more. Now all you will be doing is sleeping, eating and walking the dog if you have one. No more strength for any meaningful work.

No matter how many college degrees, skill development courses and professional accreditation’s you have received, there is one more qualification you will still receive after your retirement – Master of Doing Nothing. Congratulations.

May you enjoy your real retirement years just the way you enjoyed your retirement from the day you began working here. You have mastered the art of retirement and I can assure you that it looks good on you. Happy retirement.

Have a happy retirement and try not to take life too seriously. After all for all the years that you were working you took things easy. Why should you change now?

All your life you sacrificed your health so you could earn more money to retire happily. Now you’ll realize that you’ll be spending all the money to keep up your health. Congratulations.

You are long past your due date and it is time for you to join the junk yard of retirees. Don’t worry, every once in a while someone finds treasure in a junk yard and who knows, it may just be you. Have a happy retirement.

After retirement the body grows older, the heart grows fonder and the mind becomes younger. All the best at trying to handle an old body with a young mind and fond heart.

Funny Retirement Messages

Can you believe that finally from now on all days on your calendar are marked as Sunday? Enjoy them and may you always have a smile on your face. Happy retirement.

Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all. Have fun.

It is interesting to note that when people are giving you retirement gifts there is always a watch or a clock as if to tell you that your time is up. Have a time free retirement.

Every day of your retired life will feel like a happy Friday night. But it’s useless because being old will make you feel dull like Monday morning all the time. Happy retirement.

If you truly want to know if you will be missed when you retire try telling people that the retirement has been postponed and you will be coming back to work. I bet you can hear a pin drop. Yap! Now you know. Have a happy retirement.

If we could all have the same attitude you’ve had these last days before retirement, we’d all be a lot less stressed at work. Nothing would get done around here either, but that’s not the point.

All these years you argued with your colleagues, juniors, managers and your boss at work. After retirement, you will argue with your grand-kids, children and wife at home. Life remains the same.

As I see it you have been practicing how to retire and now the real thing is here. You are so good at it that there should be no problem taking up your new role. Have a happy retirement.

You can be sure that your immediate junior only pretends that they will miss you when you retire. Do not be fooled by that sad face. This person is so busy counting the minutes until they can take over your office space that they wish you had even left earlier. Enjoy your retirement anyway.

You always cursed your body when you were ill which made you miss an important deadline at work. Retirement is when you will finally curse yourself for using an important deadline at work as an excuse for not taking care of your body all these years.

All your life you sacrificed your health so you could earn more money to retire happily. Now you’ll realize that you’ll be spending all the money to keep up your health. Congratulations.

Your computer screensaver is a scene from Green Acres – so you can daydream about that farm you always wanted. Make best use of it, have a happy retirement.

Happy retirement and my advice is that you do not try to say that you are coming back because you will be surprised at people’s reactions. No one will give back your office, nor your parking space. No one misses you that much.

Funny Retirement Quotes

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. – Gail Sheehy

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements

Retired people compliment my teeth, then tell me to take care of them. This always makes me think they are trying to steal them. – Emily Claire Tamblyn

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. – R C Sherriff

Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money. – Author Unknown

People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways. I’m still making movies, and I’m a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price. – George Burns

The concept of freedom is never truly realized until one settles into retirement mode. – A. Major

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. – Gene Perret

We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work – and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock. – Dave Allen

When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you. – Gene Perret

A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement as it’s recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service. – Harry Mahtar

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. – Branch Rickey

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous, When I was sixty-five – I still had pimples. – George Burns

Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great too. – Bill Vaughan

I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They’re called naps. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, My alarm clock, and my iron. – Hartman Jule

Sending funny retirement quotes and messages to the retired person could add some extra fun on their happy moment of retired life. Try these funny messages and quotes to wish a happy retirement whom you like either you may send these messages with a card.

Funny Birthday Wishes, Messages and Quotes

 

Funny Birthday Wishes

You have officially gotten past of the teenage years. Its time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!

It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday

Whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday!

There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!

There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you, you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy.

You have been alive for so many years and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!

A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday dear. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.

Funny Birthday Text Messages

I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!

Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!

Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly, is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!

Even if I was smoking cracks, I would still see the sign of aging on your face. How could anyone not notice that? Happy Birthday dear but you have to accept the truth!

Have you ever thought what a stupid douchebag you were when we were kids? Guess what, you haven’t changed at all. Happy Birthday!

If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!

A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday and next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!

The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

Friends like you makes me feel younger and more handsome. I wish you have two birthdays a year so you get older twice as fast as me. Happy Birthday!

Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Don’t be sad my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

You’ll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!

I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!

Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!

Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain to be just as much annoying as now even when you are 100 years old.

Happy Birthday to the boy who was found on the road and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the good things in life, brother!

You are the epitome of stupidity and a living legend for annoying people. Bad luck for me that you are my brother. Happy Birthday!

You know your life is a mess when your stupidity is increasing disproportionally to your age. That’s you brother. Happy Birthday!

Life can be so unfair at times. I don’t know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

I know you would have been so happy if I said, “you are aging so beautifully”. But sadly. Lying is not one of my good qualities. Happy Birthday!

Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!

Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!

Birthday wishes nowadays are so full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is you are not more beautiful than you were last year. Happy Birthday!

Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!

One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Messages for Colleagues

I have to appreciate the way you try to act like a young man. You must be having a busy time coloring your hair black every day. Happy Birthday!

Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!

Let’s have a night out in honor of your birthday. Let’s drink and party all night long. And of course, let’s not hope we end up at the hospital tomorrow. Happy Birthday!

Age is just like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy Birthday to you. Wish you all the best!

We decided to buy a bog, sweet birthday cake for you. Although we are not sure if you are allowed to eat cake at this age. Happy Birthday!

No one remains young forever. But you should have stayed young for at least a couple of years, at least for me. Happy Birthday!

It’s hard to find some really good, funny birthday wishes on the internet. All that you will find are some conventional birthday wishes that make no difference at all. Nowadays, everyone expects something exceptional as their birthday wishes. Your loved ones have even more expectations from you. They want you to express your feelings for them in a different way. Funny birthday messages may seem insulting at times, but only your loved ones will understand the real fun of these wishes. Add some flavor of fun to your birthday wishes and see the difference by yourself.

 

 

Advance Birthday Wishes, Messages and Quotes

 

Advance Birthday Wishes

The celebration of your birthday starts two days before the date & ends two days after the date. That’s how special you are to us! happy Birthday!

Let me just remind you that the day you blessed us all with your arrival is just a few hours away to come. I can’t help greeting you a happy birthday in advance!

I may be late at so many things in life, but I can’t afford to be late at wishing you a happy birthday! Have a blast my dear!

The excitement of your birthday is not letting me sleep at night. Its still a few hours to go but I really can’t resist myself to wish you a very happy birthday!

I’d rather wish you a happy birthday in advance than be late by a few minutes past 12 o’clock. My heartiest congratulations to you for turning [ age].

The only time I’m punctual in life is when I wish you a happy birthday. This year, it’s not going to be any different. Happy birthday!

You are so special to us that it’s just not enough to wish you for a day only. Take my heartiest love & good wishes for the special day!

Other’s may be always on time to greet you a happy birthday, but for me on time is not an option. I’m always ahead of others when it comes to your birthday!

Advance Funny Happy Birthday Messages

You should really consider stopping birthday celebration each year. It’s been scientifically proved that the more birthdays you celebrate, the closer you get to death. HBD in advance!

I want to tell you a secret of not getting old: start lying about your age. I hope you’ll consider my advice. Happy birthday in advance!

If people were wise, they would stop celebrating their birthdays. It wouldn’t stop them being older but it’d certainly save a lot of money. Happy birthday in Advance!

Enjoy your birthdays as long as you’re still young. Because after 20 years from now, it will be really difficult to even blow a candle. Happy birthday in advance!

It doesn’t matter how hard you try to hide your age, the wrinkles on your face is reminding me one more year is going to be added to your age. HBD in advance!

The good news is you’re going be older for one more year, but the bad news is you’re not wiser than the last year. Happy birthday in advance!

Just a few hours to go and after that, you’ll not belong to the young generation anymore. Congratulations! Always remember, oldies are the goldies!

You’ve reached a point in life when your birthday cake is smaller than your belly and candles outnumber your hair by two to one. Happy Birthday!

Advance Romantic Birthday Wishes

I wish to make feel just as special as you make me feel always. Happy birthday to you in advance. I love you!

If you didn’t come to this world on this day, you’d never come into my world ever. This is a special day for me too. Happy birthday in advance!

Just a day in a year is never enough to celebrate this special occasion. That’s why I’m wishing you days ahead of your birthday! Happy birthday my love!

I wish there was ever a box big enough to carry all my love for you. I guess I’ll have to carry them in my heart forever. Happy birthday in advance!

The biggest blessing n my life is having the chance to grow old with you. I’m one lucky soul on this planet. Happy birthday in advance!

If there was an exhibition of God’s perfect creations ever, you’d be the showstopper on that show. Happy birthday in advance my love!

You’ve started a fire in my heart. I wish you blew that fire just like you blow candles on your birthdays. Happy birthday in advance!

Advance Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

It’s not just you’re growing old every year, its also about me growing old with my best buddy in life. Happy birthday to you in advance!

I had the honor to be with you in each one of your birthdays. I don’t see any future birthday of yours without me wishing first. Advance happy birthday.

It doesn’t matter where you are, near or far, I’ll always be the first one to wish you a happy birthday. Because you’re my best friend!

Good friends wish happy birthday on time but great friends wish happy birthday in advance. I hope you know the difference now! HBD!

Happy birthday in advance to the most amazing friend in this world. You’re the reason why my days are always full of fun!

I want you to know that our friendship is a deal for thousand years. It means I’ll never stop wishing you happy birthday in advance!

I don’t have the most beautiful gift for you, but I have the truest love & respect for you as a friend. You’re always in my heart. HBD in advance!

Never miss an opportunity to wish a happy birthday in advance and send early birthday wishes to your dear ones. Because wishing early can make them feel really special. You’ll surely be able to make them realize how important they are to you!